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Dave is one of those annoying solo singer-songwriter types, warbling stuff you've never heard before at an open mic in the pub where you're trying to have a quiet after-work drink.

And, oh good lordy, there's just so many words and he bounces around all over the place. Do you genuinely have time to take this all in? It really is a lot of effort.

Also, does he actually think he's funny?

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